Zdeno Beheads Goalie in “Banned” Commercail

Chara is a scary man

Chara is a scary man

Yahoo Sports Harrison Mooney

Last week, Warrior debuted an ad for their new Dynasty hockey stick, starring Zdeno Chara. In the ad, Chara, using the slick new piece of lumber, blasts a snapshot at a goalie so hard that it causes an atomic explosion. Presumably, the goalie perishes in the blast.

It made for a pretty aggressive commercial, but as it turns out, that was the censored version. In this version of the ad, which Warrior claims was banned by the NHL, not only does Chara’s snapshot produce an explosion — IT SLICES THE GOALIE’S HEAD CLEAN OFF HIS BODY.

More NHL commercials need to utilize grind house aesthetics. Note that the time on the clock is 6:66. This is thing is a gun-legged Rose McGowan away from being an obvious Robert Rodriguez joint.

Let this be a lesson to goalies everywhere: Zdeno Chara will end you, and then ruthlessly celebrate your demise.

Jimmy Howard knows it, too. “That mother****** is crazy,” he says. A fine performance, and kudos to him for going along with an ad that holds up a divisional rival as a goalie murderer.

Finally, I love the schink sound the puck makes as it cuts clean through the goalie’s brain stem like a samurai sword, although Canadiens fans probably don’t. One imagines they see this commercial as more evidence that Chara really is a headhunter.

I love this! The video is hilarious. It features Bruins’ Captain Zdeno Chara cutting off the head of a goalie with his legendary slap shot. His shot has clocked in at an NHL record 108.8 miles per hour. Thats right, its faster than your car on the highway. His shot has obviously been up to snuff this year, as he has recorded 16 goals already this year, one off of his career best. I hope this video gets to be shown, it should be at least in New England.


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